How the Mighty Have Fallen
(And the Burning Phoenix That Rose From the Ashes as the Wind Blew the Champion's Remains Across The Darkened Mountain Side Under the Ominous Moon Light)
The news, sadening as it may be, has been kept secret for weeks now. Emotions have been tried, tears have been cried, and Katithra has sighed. Now it is time for the public to know what will become of the most wicked awesome guild on the server. The end is at hand - Pacifist will be disbanding within a matter of days, primarily to rekindle, and give rise to the once, and again powerful Fancy Pants Posse. Once more, the players of Kel'Thuzad will adorn themselves in dapper pantaloons, miraculous slacks, and bell bottoms so fucking retro that even Hocken's mind will be blown.
Pacifist had a good run and all, but the time has come, and much more significant things must be focused on. Certain pant-dissenters have caused the recent rift in the guild, which is unavoidable over time in any large community, the ones with good pant taste will form into their own clique.
Possibly with various assorted jewelry adorning their slacks, or possibly even pockets to hold such accessories as cups covered in jewelry or maybe even watches covered in jewelry. Most important is the pants that hold the jewelry and cell phones and all that other shit.
On the other hand, the others will form a shabby-pants union to support their assorted burlab or twill pants, possibly even a loin cloth to passively state their protest.
These dregs of society express ill behavior with one another, premiscuous behavior being the largest contributed to overpopulation on the servers today. Wonder why there are queue lines? Ya, this is why:
Word of the Second Coming of the F.P.P. is already spreading like a wild fire through your sister's dirty snatch. Some bullshit was here but I deleted it so ignore this sentence.
Really though tell your greasy friends about this that Pacifist is dying and Fancy Pants Posse is coming up in their place, the whole god damned server should know.
Some may question the necessity of pants being fancy, but we all must remember that such extravagant garments were designed with that very intent. Don't believe it? God said it, not me.
YES HE IS GOD DON'T FUCKING ARGUE
Now on to the more generic update!
A tactful observation about our officers
Insight we all needed
We’re going to miss you :(
The text is like, GREEN, MAN!
A guild led by professionals.
Speaking of pros
Ways to keep MC entertaining
Ways to keep ZG entertaining
The ladies know where the good are.
Ways to keep BWL entertaining
Now, this actually happened one night. If this doesn’t prove Dyno is the best rogue on the server, I don’t know what will.
Thanks to the aspiring movie directory Montgomery, Danger is now staring in a new movie!
Link provided below.
Die Die my Danger
Finally, here are some links to AQ opening for the douches who care about that stuff:
I have no idea what this is but Mneika is a faggot